n. A term formed from the better sections of the terms "jack-off" and "douche-bag". Refers to a person who generally exhibits the traits of above terms, usually at abnormally high levels.
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Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!
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by i am me! November 18, 2003
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