Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.

Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”

by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023

fake afk

when a person leaves without saying anything or when a person says they are gonna do something that takes 5 mins to do but end up going out for a long period of time

Malek: Yo guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
2hrs later
Yak: Did that guy just fake afk us
Tensive: ye gango he did

by yakonurcheeks September 13, 2023

fake eater

When a person claims to be an eater and shares opinions only real eaters would have to insinuate a false motion

She was talking all about how much she loves dick but is a virgin, such a fake eater.

by Digitadedsec September 19, 2023

Fakes

Egyptian slang that is used to dismiss a suggestion that one doesn't like.

Do you want to go to Mariem's party? Naaah man, fakes.

by haymanyo September 27, 2023

Fake news

CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo, New York Times, NBC.

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.

by nxghthawk October 1, 2023

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023