#fakeness

the state of being fake

what’s scary bout success is all the bullsheeeet that comes with it. #fakeness

by BumStatusYo January 10, 2019

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Friend

Fake friends are people who seem like your bestie but behind you they talk bad about you

You: I hate Katlyn, she is such a fake friend

Other Girl: Told you!

by Happyhoehowareyou June 25, 2018

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

Fake gilbar

Gilbar; A nickname given to resident(s) of the English north eastern housing estate Ingleby Barwick.

A fake gilbar also gilbar-fake ; a person(s) who falsely associates with gilbar culture , often for reasons of personal gain. /A person(s) who poses as a true gilbar when they are only a gilbar on a superficial level/ Derogatory term given to a gilbar who insults gilbar culture .

"I hate Ingleby barwick"

"But you're a gilbar aren't you?"
"Yeah"
"You're a fake gilbar!"

by LVGURL July 4, 2018