fuck of luck

A good and bad scenario upon ones fortune

After my grandma died I had a fuck of luck and inherited 2 million dollars

by PapaHonchoHaze April 29, 2020

Flash fucking

As the modifier 'flash' suggests, flash fucking happens fast, spontaneously, and ends just as quickly. It’s the kind of sex that you’ll enjoy at specific venues that encourage promiscuity such as private parties or sex clubs. The point is not to indulge in a lengthy, intimate session with one or two people, but to fuck as many yummies as possible in the shortest amount of time (make sure to factor in bathroom and recovery breaks so that you’re able to maintain peak performance for each session). Unlike marathon sex, which necessarily implies the fucking of one person for a long stretch, flash fucking is analogous to a series of sprints.

Sonia went to a private party last night and bragged about flash fucking three couples in the span of one hour.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 26, 2010

bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do

my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck

by littlejimmie May 29, 2019

Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010

Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

Double fuck

A compounding of the previous fuck usage.

Fuck, I just spilled that drink. Double fuck, I just emptied the drink trying to stop the spill.

by Awisemanoncesaidmanymanythings November 14, 2013