flobber donkey 

Like a donkey but much, much more flobber.

What a fucking flobberdonkey.

flobber donkey by Andrew P January 17, 2004

Sea Donkey 

Someone who claims they are from Hawaii and surf like a champ but never seen in the water surfing.

seaDONKEY: i have surfed all up and down the north shore!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!

Sea Donkey by MeloWise September 25, 2012

Twomp Donkey Creampie 

A guy or girl who would pay $20 to see a donkey have sex with a woman or man and have the beast ejaculate in his or her asshole.

She paid good money to see a twomp donkey creampie and was infuriated when it turned out to be a mule and a monkey.

Twomp Donkey Creampie by QuentisMaximus July 12, 2009

Sloppy Donkey 

1. noun- a bar in Columbus near OSU that serves to underage kids looking for a good time.
2. noun/adj. - when a person has become or is at the stage of intoxication where looks like a sloppy mess of an animal such as a donkey

lets all go to the Sloppy Donkey so we can watch Chad and Andrew get slop donk!

Sloppy Donkey by (E) January 5, 2010

the donkey punch

during sex the man gets on his hands and feet and the woman climbs on top and sits on his dick while he starts to kick like a donkey

dude i gave this bitch the donkey punch so hard

the donkey punch by r s1221e May 9, 2010

Swedish Donkey 

A type of blow job recieved from a woman of poor taste in everything, especially the way she dresses and does her hair. The prodedure of this blowjob consists of two things:
A very unwilling man, and a herpes infected mouth. The woman giving the blowjob is one who takes her job way too seriously, and bitches at everyone in sight. The man on the other hand, is desperate for some action and doesnt give a flying f*ck if she's bitchy or not. WARNING, Do not try these at home.

Guy one- "Hey i heard joe got a Swedish donkey last night"
Guy two- "From who?! :o"

Guy one- "That bitch kelly, the one who gets irritable constantly and has a huge case of thunder thighs"
Guy two- "Poor joe. its a wonder his dick wasnt bitten off"

Swedish Donkey by itstarayo February 22, 2011

Slap The Donkey 

When having sex with people/animals that moans like donkeys.

Listen mate, that guy is slapping the donkey.
I miss slapping my donkey while she's shining my apple.
Dude i slapped that donkey over there last night.
I got slapped like a donkey last night.
I love to slap the donkey.

Slap The Donkey by The One And Only CheeSie December 24, 2008