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un-cunted

An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.
When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.
by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011
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cunt reamer

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit
by turdlunch October 4, 2005
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cunt-wizard

1. One who is a wizard with cunts.
2. Someone who engages frequently is sexual intercourse.
3. A really big twat.
1."He has, like, six girlfriends!" "I know, Jimmy is quite a cunt-wizard."
2. "That whore Linda is such a cunt-wizard."
3. "YOU FUCKING CUNT-WIZARD! YOU ATE MY BAGEL!"
by rinne August 22, 2006
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cunt plaster

i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please
by dirtbox September 12, 2006
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super cunting

super cunting... derivative of cunting. When something is slightly more cunting than that which the singular use of 'cunting' doth suffice to describe. Most often used in the sentance... 'that's not cunting, that's super cunting'.
Pedros, the Spanish Stud slept with my girlfriend... that's cunting.... then he slept with me... super cunting.
by jonniejoejonson October 11, 2006
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cunt lick

one who is extremely annoying and disgusting. one who has exceeded the norms for being a douche bag. used to insult f-tards while not technically cursing, yet still being vulgar enough to offend.
1.the assistant principals at plant city high school are such cunt licks!!! i am so glad not to be there anymore

2. dude, your sister is such a cunt lick

3. holy F@%K , could you be anymore of a cunt lick?

4. mother flip, that turner the ap is such a cunt lick. why couldn't she just get cancer?
by michele mania January 30, 2008
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cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.
Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it
by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007
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