Mount Saint Mary's College/University

A shitty "college" located in Newburgh, NY, a totally ghetto town. And yet - the students at the Mount are very different - they're mainly rich white preppy Roman Catholic kids from Long Island or New Jersey. Beware of the river. And beware of your druggie roommate who's father is actually the CFO of some huge Long Island company - if you're mean to the kid he/she'll sue yo' ass and throw you into the poisoned Hudson River.

"Oh dear. I spent all my money shopping...Let's go beg my dad for more, he won't mind..."

by Danielle R May 3, 2005

College Trash

Correct term for most college students. Although commonly Marxist-leftist indoctrinated, College Trash is any college student who spends his or her best years drinking, drugging, and fornicating while pursuing a useless degree.

My guidance counselor thinks everyone should become college trash instead of pursing a useful, important, skilled vocation.

by bowshock June 6, 2020

iona college

The home of the great leprechauns

Yo eman were does your sister go to

Iona colleges

by Big.daddy eman August 19, 2017

Broward College

A college located in South Florida for parents to drop their drop- dead no good for nothing looser sons off to so they don’t have to see them rot at home and play video game all day

“Hey how’s Jonny doin go now that he’s finished high school?”

“He’s good, I dropped him off at Broward College for the day”

by Rosocraphy November 8, 2018

Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling

“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”

by anonymous June 8, 2022

College

a place where your friends are all you need, pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat and do it all again

That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked... Man I love college.

by Rikkkkkkkki April 19, 2009

clown college

1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.

Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005