apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

apple-nemesis

Apple nemesis are friends from not so long time ago that have more or less equivalent apples, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other.

“Last night I went to a party and my apple-nemesis came too, so we began fighting for our apples”

by Tudieh October 14, 2017

apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Reverse Adam's Apple

When someone sticks there penis so far in your ass it goes into your throat giving you a reverse Adam's apple

Damn that sex was so good i think it gave me a Reverse Adam's Apple

by Sir Pineapple June 17, 2025

ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

apple

1 not an orange

2 not a grapefruit

"pass that apple"

by Pog_Bruh May 4, 2021