twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)
I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!
by Samaanthaa2017 January 21, 2018
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Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.
No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week
by Schroomfunguy December 16, 2023
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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Twat Souffle

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"
by mgshears October 28, 2020
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Saggy Twat

A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity
"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"
by Meggins September 07, 2021
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laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .
Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !
by Helsb September 05, 2015
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fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.
Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.
by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 28, 2017
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