n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
To create, build, and buy custom products from the internet in the same time it takes to phone, fax, or email an RFQ instead of waiting days, weeks or months for a design and price.
I need custom tooling components fast, so i will speedraft from my iPhone.
verb: to move quickly without purpose or direction. Derived from the words "speed" and "duck," referencing when ducks speed across a pond only to stop when they reach the other side, for no apparent reason.
Willa speeducked around the block to work off excess energy.
Terra was speeduckin' it all last night, because she was so high.