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sceneocide

the idea of a mass slaughter of scene kids that claim to be "straight edge" and "vegan" when in reality they do it for attention.

started sunday, july 29th, 2007, in the small town of north haven ct, by charles m. christoforo, age 16.

the idea came after reading several blogs on myspace, in which "scene" boys and girls ranted about how much they hated people who eat meat, and how much they hate people who drink and smoke. charles began the attack on these blogs, and then finally started this movement.

the ideals of sceneocide include the use of common sense and facts to eliminate ignorance. if need be the use of violence to wipe out people who are scene. scene people do things as a trend, real people do things as a lifestyle. veganism/vegetarianism, straight edge, bi sexuality, are all lifestyles, that are being devalued by scene boys and girls. in an effort to rid the world of this, sceneocide was started.
boy 1: hey nice hot topic gear
boy 2: fuck off i got this at a show
boy 1: o well do you like dr. acula?
boy 2: in the name of sceneocide, i must slay you

boy 1 was killed
by xcharlesx December 9, 2008
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Sceenie Weenie

Prepubescent scene kids. Usually girls. Typically found in large packs in malls, parks, schools, or even venues.
Look at that crowd of sceenie weenies giggling at us. They're all so tiny and cute!
by Zomboi January 27, 2009
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Scentsy Party

A social gathering where the attendants all gather 'round and smoke weed.
We smoked a hundred bowls at Becky's scentsy party last night you should have came.
by CraigerLL November 21, 2009
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Garlic Scented Penis Cream

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008
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Scener

Tends to mix completely different cloths and call it 'creative' will do anything to show that they are different or 'unique' from everyone else.
art to them is all about black and white photographs used by old school cameras. they have the emotion of Emo, but the rebellion of punk rockers. Will have hair put up in fohawks or chop it all on different levels as if to say "watch out, I'm hardcore!"
Scener is someone who will fluxuate between happy and upset atleast 3-4 times in a routine day.
by J-Word June 22, 2006
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Scenester

A scenster is practiaclly anybody
thse days. It's almost impossible
not to be scene. Most people say
scenesters are just vain fucks
that failed at being emo, which
isn't true. It's just a fashion;
NOT a personality.

Just because I myself wear
tight jeans, & band shirts, everybody
labels me as scene, or an emo kid.

Seriously, go fuck yourself, quit
stereo-typing everything & following
the trend of hating so called "scene kids"
It doesn't make you cool; your just as
bad as us "scene kids" & following
other trends. :D
Kid: *Walking down the street in tight jeans*

Fuck-tard: *Person who looks EXACTLEY the same* FUCKING SCENESTER!"

Who the hell does that?
You probably dress the
same way everybody else does.
by ihateyourmother August 22, 2006
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scenester

like an emo kid but far more self-absorbed. claims to have a love of all kinds of music but hates mainstream and usually listens to emo and/or "hardcore". these people claim to be individual but are infact clones of eachother. usually found at local shows wearing mostly black, tight jeans, band tee's and greasy black hair covering one eye. most people dont see many scensters out during the day, thats because the hate the sunlight. refer to vampirefreaks.com.!

a lot of scensters claim to be straight edge or sXe so they dont drink, do drugs or have sex. in some extremes they are vegans. however half of them are bellow the legal age to drink and smoke anyway and just use the term straight edge to make them feel better.

in short, a scenster is a pasty faced skinny little bastard, who hates anyone outwith the scene. has small or no genitls, and spends all their time on myspace or vampire freaks only venturing out at night for food and possibly a show.
by scona May 19, 2006
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