Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).

"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."

Retardopted by ghntb February 12, 2019

Retarded Macerena 

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid

Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?

Retarded Macerena by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020

Retardisimo 

Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

Dedicated to ThetaGang r/wallstreetbets

Yeah dude that "retardismo" Thetagang took a loan for 30k turned it into 101k, lost it all, and is reapplied for a 30k loan at age 18.

Retardisimo- Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

Retardisimo by Kalinux9 April 15, 2020

Retardationisamation 

When someone is so retarded you have to express it as much as possible.

Devin suffers from retardationisamation

Retardationisamation by Thebigmantheman February 3, 2021

Retarded Alien 

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

Retarded Alien by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

Retardlican 

Every Trump supporter or anyone that supports the republican party.

You have to be an absolute Retardlican to believe anything Trump says.

Retardlican by onendone August 21, 2022

dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

dietary retardation by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010