respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

england is my city

Some dumb shit the youtuber Jake Paul had in his awful song.

England is my city

by FLOODLE June 13, 2017

shitting in my mailbox

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020

my internet connection

has same durability as minecraft gold axe

what do you mean my internet connection is DiScOnNeCtEd

by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020

my singing monsters

The most awesome music related world building monster themed game ever played by five year olds, and other people, ever.

Jim: I finally bought a Wubbox in My Singing Monsters!

Bob: What the shit is that?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Jim & Bob November 30, 2013

Oh My Jesus

To get over excited over something.

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS

by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

butterflies in my stomach

An awesome feeling when someone you care about looks at you, stares at you or complements you; and you don't know what to do in that moment, except feel happy. It can be a physical feeling like a little tickle traveling up your stomach.

He is so cute, every time he turns and looks at me I get butterflies in my stomach.

by HikeUp November 7, 2013