by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024

A person that loves to get beer at the Dollar General store, is anti-social, and eats corn the long way.
by Micro Penis 1980 October 12, 2025

Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.
by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017

Intoxicated with pleasure
by Group Six August 26, 2017

by loca559bitch June 24, 2017

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
by Critton August 25, 2013

by MikeAKALeo<3 December 1, 2015
