Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

by Azketta August 13, 2022

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022

Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies May 15, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

Mud-dogging

The act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina

Mud-dogging: the act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina. Paul told me he mud-dogged his wife last night. He said it felt like stepping into the mud in a warm lake.

by King Mud-Dog June 24, 2024

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022