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Green Monster 

3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)

occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life

challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often

also see: Malice Green Monster
"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
Green Monster by GAR February 5, 2004

green vulcan ooze 

cum, origin: spock (from star trek) had green vulcan blood (thanks applebee's), Rae's origin: i made it up
He came in my mouth, i had to spit the green vulcan ooze out, that shit was disgusting.
green vulcan ooze by Rae Jen October 2, 2005

Green Rain

The term used to describe what happens when some dumbfuck drops weed out of the bowl/pipe. If hes stupid and drops out all the weed, it looks like green rain.
Green=Marijuana
Rain=Falling
Green Rain=Falling Marijuana
fuck nigga, its green rain is fallin! dare goes my weed motha fucka
Green Rain by PepsiCola08 October 9, 2008

Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...
Green Giant by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009

Green Bars 

Them really annoying green windows loading bars.
Awww hell naw, I got more of them green bars!

Green Day Elite 

When you are a faggot that only listens to Green Day and Prince, but think you're punk when you listen to Green Day. And you wear nothing but black dress shirts buttoned up and gay ties.
Mitch is a Green Day Elite; Let's kick his ass. OI! OI! OI!
Green Day Elite by Awesomeness. March 6, 2005