coflustrepecolivirus

being sick with covid, flu, strep throat, and ecoli at the same time. sore throat, body aches, sweats, heat flashes, chills, headache, and no appetite

tamarian was not feeling well and realized she had coflustrepecolivirus

by marixxgreen October 9, 2025

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Coffee Bong

A slang term for a (Coffee) Siphon.

The coffee bong brews well.

by pornstitute October 29, 2025

Coffee Giggle Time

1. When a group, or gathering of people gather together planned or not, around a coffee pot, coffee shop or social situation that involves coffee, and gab, socialize, gossip and start laughing and smiling.

2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.

1. Let’s meet at Starbucks for “coffee giggle time!”

2. I need to not work so hard and have “coffee giggle time!”

by Charrid December 17, 2025

fung coff

it means 'fuck head'

it comes from a mix of german and south african language....sorry.....also it sounded funny

You massive fung coff

by Kangsta August 27, 2004