Chipped Beef 

Chipped Beef is recognized by the hanging loose of an anus. This is common in gay men who participate in a lot of gay sex. Similar to chipped ham.

Matt has some serious chipped beef, he should lay off the gay sex.

Chipped Beef by J_FLIZZLE December 14, 2008

lean beef 

jerking off using a george foreman grill instead of your hand.

I was bored with just whacking it so i pulled a lean beef

lean beef by Canoli slurper April 27, 2009

bozly beef stew 

when a guy makes a girl cum then goes to eat her out but comes to realize shes got stinkey ass beef curtains that are flooded with her female juice with little floaties leaking out. therefore it is a bozly beef stew.

"My buddy was fuckin this chick named sarah and i accidentally walked in and saw her bozly beef stew. I then went in the bathroom and grabbed some fabreeze."

bozly beef stew by ashley hemper May 29, 2008

Corned Beef 

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.

Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"

Corned Beef by HOB November 1, 2006

finger my beef 

To get in somebody else's problem, interrupt in some way. Usually derogatory, because unless you are asked, you shouldn't butt in.

1: "Yeah, so I'm having issues with..."
2: "What? What?! Tell me, I know what to do!"
1: "Dude. Don't finger my beef. Go kill yourself or something."

finger my beef by Kellsbells November 2, 2005

squash beef 

When two guys walk past in close quarters and their penises touch.

Eww dude i just had to squash beef with the fat guy on the train.

squash beef by Loon69 August 15, 2017

Murder Beef 

Another word for a males penis when he is going to fuck a girls brains out.

After taking the wife out for a nice dinner and a movie I took her home and put her to sleep with the murder beef.

Murder Beef by Scooby-Douche January 29, 2014