Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

Apple

Checking

"Are you an apple?"

by Checki March 21, 2017

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

Apple Pie

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie

by ilovemyboyfriend1 November 17, 2022

apple

A perfect person, with a great se

thats a fucking apple

by Ace18 November 23, 2021

swollen apple

Idiot with no life.

You are a swollen apple Joseph!

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

Apple

An Aplatonic person - somebody who doesn't experience platonic attraction

I was talking about how friendship is overrated with one of my apple acquaintances.

by Romophobic AroAce May 24, 2022