Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019

gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.

That dick just twat that boys cant code

by danmux November 1, 2017

Twat

A twat is someone who is annoying and just not liked and can go fuck the self’s bc there just big twat

Rosy Alex is a right twat and that ginger cunt can go fuck her self

by Kidboigay111 November 23, 2020

twat peddler

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

Twat

My colleague only goes into the office on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. He is a TWaT.

My colleague is a lazy TWaT, who does nothing on Mondays and Fridays.

by kentpaul April 26, 2024