narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh

went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.

by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022

One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want

I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure

by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022

Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

smoke side

A shitty part of San Jose,Ca which is really named "Seven Trees",where fake crips represent.

"I'm not San Jose...I'm from SMOKE SIDE.."

by Couldn't care less February 2, 2022

Sausage side

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.

'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'

by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022

Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 11, 2022

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022