Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

Waffling

Bullshitting.

"Did you hear Mike waffling that girl about how he served in the military?"

by Droxxy January 13, 2016

afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.

Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain

Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop

by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016