Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
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Spicy virgin

When your a virgin but still a freak even though you don’t have the experience
“Nah she ain’t a freak she’s just a spicy virgin
by SimpMaster_69 August 23, 2020
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Virgin

A man above the age of 22 living in mis mothers basement playing league of legend, Roblox, or Minecraft. Although Minecraft is not that bad, there are a few cases where it can be sad. They would report you for being "inappropriate" (making shrines of a man with a large schlong having a wank) These fat fucking sad pricks are the definition of virgin.
"haha, look at William talking to his 9yr old Roblox gf what a virgin, and a nonce.
by The Legendary Ninja_Bro_2 November 2, 2021
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Virgin

A slang term used to describe a person who manages their time very poorly; so much so that they become an inconvenience to others; slow, inefficient, indecisive
"Oh you're late again, that is so virgin of you!"

"You move like a virgin!"
by Silly Nilly Goose June 1, 2023
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Virgin

Girl 1: Look, his main life goal is to get 196/196 on Countries of the World Quiz. Must be a virgin smh...
Girl 2: Right lmfao
by erectiledysfunxtion May 21, 2021
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Virgin

A person who, through choice, bad luck or being underage, has never been had secual intercourse.

Also relates to olive oil.
And pretty much anything to do with richard branson.
Guy: so how come youre a virgin?
Gal: i don't want an std. you?

Guy: i am fifteen.
by RealBishh... April 26, 2022
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virgin media

Tv channels, radio stations and newspapers unspoiled by political propaganda and mediapocricy
Does a more virgin media even exist in north America?
by Sexydimma January 6, 2015
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