A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

by SimpMaster_69 August 23, 2020

A man above the age of 22 living in mis mothers basement playing league of legend, Roblox, or Minecraft. Although Minecraft is not that bad, there are a few cases where it can be sad. They would report you for being "inappropriate" (making shrines of a man with a large schlong having a wank) These fat fucking sad pricks are the definition of virgin.
by The Legendary Ninja_Bro_2 November 2, 2021

A slang term used to describe a person who manages their time very poorly; so much so that they become an inconvenience to others; slow, inefficient, indecisive
by Silly Nilly Goose June 1, 2023

Girl 1: Look, his main life goal is to get 196/196 on Countries of the World Quiz. Must be a virgin smh...
Girl 2: Right lmfao
Girl 2: Right lmfao
by erectiledysfunxtion May 21, 2021

A person who, through choice, bad luck or being underage, has never been had secual intercourse.
Also relates to olive oil.
And pretty much anything to do with richard branson.
Also relates to olive oil.
And pretty much anything to do with richard branson.
by RealBishh... April 26, 2022

by Sexydimma January 6, 2015
