suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"

by beavuhh October 16, 2009

Suck-bitch-whore

two faced, stuck up, hump your leg tramp that can't help to annoy you and everyone around you

Kailynn was being a really big suck-bitch-whore last night.

by Douche-bag Davis August 31, 2009

vampire time suck

A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.

"Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."

by Metrosexuwell April 29, 2009

sucks blue mud

A way to clarify how bad somebody is at something. Really bad. I mean really, really bad. So bad, that well frankly, you suck blue mud.

Shaq sucks blue mud when he shoots free throws.

Bush sucks blue mud as president.

Hey bitch...you suck blue mud (at giving blow jobs) !!!!

by Speak Truth May 1, 2008

Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

urban dictionary sucks

A contradictory statement

Something that could never be true

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

Suck my ass

The act of licking or "sucking" someone's anus. This can be used in any type of sex, hetero or homo, and can be pleasuring to males and females alike.
This can also be used to "tell off" someone you don't like or insult someone

Kid 1: I hate you! Suck my ass in hell, bitch!

Kid 2: Fuvk you bitch, I'll never have as good an insult as that!

by Pussydestoyer6969 February 7, 2015