suck my balls

To Suck MY Balls Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DICK LICKER July 21, 2006

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sucks blue mud

A way to clarify how bad somebody is at something. Really bad. I mean really, really bad. So bad, that well frankly, you suck blue mud.

Shaq sucks blue mud when he shoots free throws.

Bush sucks blue mud as president.

Hey bitch...you suck blue mud (at giving blow jobs) !!!!

by Speak Truth May 01, 2008

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two faced, stuck up, hump your leg tramp that can't help to annoy you and everyone around you

Kailynn was being a really big suck-bitch-whore last night.

by Douche-bag Davis August 31, 2009

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A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.

"Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."

by Metrosexuwell April 29, 2009

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this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"

by beavuhh October 17, 2009

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A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

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by mikeejimbo July 31, 2005

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