Shit Kicker

A pair of flat sole leather boots wore mostly by hicks farmers and construction workers.

Kiersten : Last night was so amazing Jake came to my place and fucked the silly out of me while he was wearing his Shit Kickers!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!

by SlopNChop June 27, 2017

Shit head

what your mother calls your father when he's not around or when she's drunk

"mom were's dad?" "Oh, that shit head? probley at a bar with that whore secretary of his!"

by Sejas February 21, 2010

SHIT BAGGER

A comment made to someone with very ugly face

That girl is a nasty shit bagger

by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.

I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!

by John May 31, 2004

shit down your leg

To fail horribly, to mess up, to lose, to do a bad job, etc etc etc

"You guys can't shit down your leg at this show. You need to practice and you need to get your songs dialed"

"I shit down my leg every time I try to talk to a girl"

"I went to 360 indy off the quarterpipe and shit down my leg"

by IntentionalChaosBass June 22, 2006

Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.

"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."

by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009