Salad Shooter

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.

"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Salad Tossing

This basically means that someone is being fucked very hard. It’s almost alarming. I mean lettuce on the floor and toppings in the air. This is a very passionate way of saying you love or hate someone .

Calc is tossing my salad. “Salad tossing” meaning being fucked.

by Thegoatlebron October 20, 2025

Toasted Salad

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.

Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

Salad lad

That's you leafu

Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;

by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020

Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))

“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”

by SaladWellington February 20, 2022

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023