A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.
by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025
Get the Noel Salad Loafmug. When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique
Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”
by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020
Get the Creampie Saladmug. by PimpdaddyD69 February 7, 2025
Get the Salad bowlmug. A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.
Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.
by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024
Get the run-on saladmug. You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.
by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014
Get the steamboat saladmug. When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.
by Mike127 December 26, 2008
Get the Neapolitan Saladmug. “Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “
by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018
Get the pipe saladmug.