slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

Dick Cheney

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Dick Fest

A gathering of men and only men

That gay bar is a Dick Fest

by Seaman Sample March 29, 2003

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

Pack Dicks

To be a slut; to enjoy simultaneous penetration by multiple dicks.

-Man, my girlfriend fucked Tommy.

-Lasorda?

-No dude, she's just a slut who likes to pack dicks.

by McMeddles February 18, 2009

Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

by KimmieRose April 22, 2020