Mr. Fite
Someone so bad ass and manly, that anyone who simply looks upon them can tell that they possess the ability to please two women at the same time.
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Mr. Dizzle
The way to address someone known in familiar circles as "(person's first initial)-dizzle" with the utmost respect.
See j dizzle.
Self-appointed: When a dizzle annoints himself with the title "Mr." he is clearly demarcating social boundaries and establishing his place in the upper strata of dizzledom.
This is analogous to a dog lifting its leg on a fire hydrant, care tire, or pedestrian's shoe.
See j dizzle.
Self-appointed: When a dizzle annoints himself with the title "Mr." he is clearly demarcating social boundaries and establishing his place in the upper strata of dizzledom.
This is analogous to a dog lifting its leg on a fire hydrant, care tire, or pedestrian's shoe.
Mr. Dizzle by Robo Lobo January 9, 2009
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mr. lady bitch
Lei: "Damn you see that guy over there?"
Mo: "Yea, he looks pretty gay"
Lei: "That's a mr. lady bitch"
Mo: "Yea, he looks pretty gay"
Lei: "That's a mr. lady bitch"
mr. lady bitch by leiizzle January 16, 2009
Mr. Inappropriate
An individual at your office who has the uncanny ability to find sexual undertones in any comment and upon doing so giggles uncontrollably.
Did you hear GT laughing when we were talking about hotel beds and I said I like them when they're hard? He is so Mr. Inappropriate!
Mr. Inappropriate by ICG July 1, 2009
Mr. BOTB
Where is Mr. BOTB going to be tonight, I want to drink for free!
I am Mr. BOTB, what would you like to drink, don't worry, it's on me.
I wish Mr. BOTB would slide through, I'm broke till I get paid tomorrow.
I am Mr. BOTB, what would you like to drink, don't worry, it's on me.
I wish Mr. BOTB would slide through, I'm broke till I get paid tomorrow.
Mr. BOTB by BFochswww.bfochs.com August 6, 2009
Mr Crompton
1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.
Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.
Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.
2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.
3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.
Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.
2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.
3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
1.
Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"
Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."
Sandra: "Thats what I said"
2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.
3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"
Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."
Sandra: "Thats what I said"
2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.
3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
Mr Crompton by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010