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Man slag

A 14 year old who likes potatoes and gets wanked off In a field after breaking up with his girfriend
Boy; hi wank me off I've just ate a potatoe and broke up with my girlfriend I'm a man slag!
by Potatoe muncher May 28, 2017
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man door hand hook car door

man door hand hook car door refers to a popular story based on the urban legend about The Hook. The joke is that the story is horribly written. The story goes as follows:

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
It is not typically used in a sentence but rather as a stand-alone joke. Simply saying "man door hand hook car door" usually gets a few laughs
by storme k September 14, 2018
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man fucking like

MFL - Man fucking like is a term used to say hello from one regular to another when they walk into Alibaba Coffee and Shisha lounge. It can be used as a greeting when first walking through that entrance but also if one does something good. Like bringing in a fit girl or simply passing something to them.
‘Regular walks in’

“MAN FUCKING LIKE” then the conversation starts.

‘Regular walks in with a saucy señorita’

“Man fucking like” this is a quiet version, if the lady is present it might be whispered when she’s out of the room or sent into the what’s app chat.
by Manfuckinlike May 30, 2019
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man bun dontay

mun bun dontay has a manbun. he was in a fine peice of videography on pornhub titled april fools. he will make your room shake. that rat alfie keeps pulling on his man bun.
oh shit man bun dontay is making my room shake
by shaan simp May 11, 2020
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Man-Karen

Jesus fuuuck that man-karen threatened to hit me with his plow blade if I went thirty on his road with a twenty-five limit
by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2021
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man pohui

Frazė sukurta Nojaus.I, kuri rodo, kad Nojui yra pohui
Dovydas: Primesk Nojau, man pakėlė algą
Nojus: Man pohui
by Noahkillah_ June 27, 2021
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man ass

Proof that God exists.
I'm atheist, but that man ass got me questioning.
by scotstee November 11, 2022
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