Kevin

A new hire to a position that makes such a large error on their first assignment that they tarnish the reputation of their company or organization.

He had only been there a month, but somehow he blew their biggest account just like a Kevin

by mrcarpediem August 11, 2021

kevin talk

"Why use big word when small word easy" - kevin

Kevin Talk
Person1: can you just hunt down the original part.
kevin: Yes, me do

Later...

Person1: hey kevin what were you saying earlier about that paperwork.
Kevin: me do now.

by BumpleShmuples September 21, 2021

Do a Kevin

When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions

Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin

by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020

Ts so kevin

the definition of "ts so kevin" is those slaves are so kevin
nigger balls and peach lemonade is my favorite

"ts so kevin bro like damn"

by nignig1215 April 28, 2025

Kevin Kelly

A fella who is prone to an illegitimate flawed, logic less argument. Silly Height, silly hair, might be gay. His eyes don't work properly

Kevin Kelly you dont fucking know how to book an NCT

by ChimpToucher October 14, 2023

Kevin

still INLOVE with your ex day kevin is still inlove with his ex Aryanna and wants to have kids with him.

“I still love my ex Aryanna” said Kevin

by asfkkkkk November 23, 2021

Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022