Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

john milkman

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018

john f

A person who is really good at basketball and and can be a douchebag when he wants to be

that guy is breaking up with her that a real john f

by james the boss 1234567890 May 1, 2018

john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.

did you see that guy, he is such a john webster

by bigrob960 January 10, 2018