John,Hawkins

John hawkins is a short black boy that wears fake yeezys but he is lit and very lit and he is very thick he love Mexicans and they love him but he sometimes annoys them he is a cardi b lover he is her #1 fan

John,Hawkins is super thick nice ass and thighs girls and boys look at that ass whoa that ass is thick it’s hard not to look at it makes u very hard

by Whiteboycash11 May 5, 2019

Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

john milkman

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018

john f

A person who is really good at basketball and and can be a douchebag when he wants to be

that guy is breaking up with her that a real john f

by james the boss 1234567890 May 1, 2018