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Flap Jack

Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie
by Sambooshawan May 13, 2009
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Jack-in-the-Box

Term used to describe someone you once dated, who unlike you, cannot let go. So they "pop-up" randomly in places they know you frequent as such: Your favorite book store, the park where you go jogging, the mid-night movie at the theater near your house - even though they live at least an hour away.

An individual demonstrating Jack-in-the-box tendencies can quickly become a Stalker or a full blown Psychopath if not confronted with the Jack-in-the-box behavior.
Smitty and Jane break-up. Smitty, in a fit of anguish tells Jane he is leaving the country and never coming back.

Later that week....

Jane is jogging along her favorite running trail, rounds the bend and there Smitty is running toward her with a shit eating grin..."Oh Jane! I wasn't expecting to see you here!?!?" Smitty has pulled a classic Jack-in-the-Box.
by Sophacles September 26, 2012
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jack sparrow

The hottest, sexiest, coolest guy you never met.
"You're forgetting one very important thing mate, im Captain Jack Sparrow."
"You'll always remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
"But where is the rum?"
by Tali Snake-Sparrow December 1, 2003
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jacked up

Refers to pricing of items for sale. Generally implies that the marked price is higher than the item is worth for marketing reasons (to get a higher discounted sale price), or raised due to high demand (gouge price).
Some sale! These prices are all jacked up!
The car price is jacked up $3000 over list because no one has any left on the lot!
by KP: July 11, 2006
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Jacking for beats

Pete is down at the bar jacking for beats.
by Pete Dick November 9, 2007
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sperm jack

To commit forcible theft of sperm.
After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
by J-Fad December 15, 2008
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Jack Fotheringham

A young Scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving attitude and boisterous behaviour. Jack is from a small town near St Andrews, on the East coast of Scotland.

Fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. He attended Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. In his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.

Jack is known to frequent the St Andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators Grace, Broodie, and 'Fatty-Boland'.
"I love Jack Fotheringham, although, from what I read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous twat!"
by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
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