If I'm the bitch

if you referring to me as the bitch you will be sleeping with in front of someone you mistaken.

If I'm the bitch you mistaken!!! if we ever touched again I'd be shocked

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.

Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"

by INKREFIED October 1, 2019

I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?

I'm a(n) _____. (creative)

by AIDAS OALA October 2, 2019

I'm fine.

Girls use this often because they think it's easier to say "I'm fine" then everything that's not. So when a girl reply with "I'm fine" just ask another time if they are sure bc they are probably not fine.

Him: how are you?
Her: I'm fine. (Inside dying)
Him: ok

by Kristine_0099 February 5, 2020

That's fine --- I'm bi

Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."

Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'm Fine

Your girlfriend isn't really fine. She wants to know if you really care. Text her. Call her. Give her attention.

Girlfriend: "I'm fine."
Boyfriend: "No you aren't. Tell me what's wrong. I love you!"

by wazzupmymammals April 25, 2020