confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

fart tourney

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012

Face Fart

A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.

Woah, that was a killer face fart!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021

ghost fart

When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.

Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.

by dlboone24 October 8, 2014

fart cave

When a pillow or blanket fort suddenly becomes a dutch oven.

Jeff and I made a blanket fort in bed--but then he made it a fart cave!!!

by buffybean November 27, 2012

Fart boy

It is a school boy that always has to fart in that one class that no one likes and gets kicked out of class

Did you see the fart boy in class today?

by Grehdjvjrirggfrhvxfg February 4, 2020