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Anthony Fantano

An Anthony Fantano is an improvised buttplug using any kind of miniature, smooth skinned melon ranging from mexican sour gherkins (often chained together to form anal beads) up to Sprites and even Golden Midgets.
Hey, can you fetch my Anthony Fantanos? Check the fridge, I think they're in the crisper. Oh, and bring a stick of butter.
by Melonious Monk March 10, 2026
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Filthy Fanta

To pull the Filthy Fanta on someone is to take a shaken Fanta bottle, untwisting it and promptly inserting into the victim’s anus. If successful, the carbonated beverage will mix with the victim’s focal matter and proceed to spew out aggressively onto the floor.
- Ayo Twin! Watch this!
*approaches Adam with a Fanta bottle with malicious intent*
-Oh hell nah! Terry boutta pull the Filthy Fanta on Adam!
by Dxrkin November 4, 2025
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A Divine Fantasy

Metal band from St. Paul, MN.
by A Divine Fantasy March 30, 2007
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Balls Deep Fantasy League

A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.
Everyone wants to play Hubba in the Balls Deep Fantasy League
by BallsDeepSkeet November 15, 2011
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take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.
see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.
by yogurt steele November 6, 2013
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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX
“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”
by bigtruz May 9, 2018
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