drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.

bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"

by uncreative2 June 15, 2014

Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015

drunk bum

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.

I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum

by Lolimretarded April 29, 2016

Drunkanova

The drunk guy at the bar who's had too much and is halfway determined not to go home by himself.

Oh, no. Here comes Drunkanova again. Quick! Pretend to be my lesbian girlfriend!

by zed614 October 10, 2016

drunk off oxygen

A poor substitute for "high on life"

He doesn't need drugs, he's drunk off oxygen.

by Gok Is Wrong October 4, 2016