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Black Screen Roulette 

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.
Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.
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When the middle-aged man living in a dumpster tries to send you a link leading to FREE KROM3R

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Middle-aged man: AND I HAVE JUST
Middle-aged man: THE THING
Middle-aged man: YOU NEED
Middle-aged man: THAT'S
Middle-aged man: Hyperlink Blocked
[Hyperlink Blocked] by Tranky_2530 October 30, 2021
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Koch-blocked 

To describe when environmental-friendly policies are prevented from being enacted, usually by well paid lobbyists.
Our attempt to remove oil subsidies to companies with poor environmental standards was koch-blocked.
Koch-blocked by Senlathiel February 19, 2011

My black heart bleeds for you 

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.
"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Black Heart 

A black heart (in most cases) indicates negative connotations, such as death, depression, emotionlessness, stress, anxiety, evil (etc.). It can also mean cold heartedness, a term meaning that a person is vile and evil, or without happiness and/or love.
She was given the Black Heart tag on my list because of how she had betrayed me.
The absence of color.
A race of people that are African-American.
Black is the color of my soul. :)
Black by IvoryCastelan May 1, 2014