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banana hammock 

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.
What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
banana hammock by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

Banana Slit 

When a razor blade is drawn from the clitoris to the anus, making one continuous crack.


"Me and all my friends could fuck Jill because I heard she has a Banana Slit."

Banana Cream Pie 

Act consisting of two people, one must be a man. The man takes said "banana", and places it in his own anus. Proceeding to squish it while inside the anus until it reaches a nice warm mushy texture. Durring banana squishing, another man or women gives a reach around to the man with the banana. Just before he climazes he squeezes the banana from his anus into the recipients mouth, then turning around to exjaculate ontop of the banana.
The last chick I gave a banana cream pie to threw up.

Banana Cream Pie 

n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."

Banana Pancake 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. The man proceeds to take out his pistol, and shoot the girl in the back of the head.
Jeremy: Dude, i gave Jessica a banana pancake last night!
Jesse and Noah: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL THE BLOOD?!
Banana Pancake by Booyah Boy November 25, 2009

Banana Peel 

A Banana Peel is a prank. In order to do this prank you must use a condom, after that you turn it inside out. You then throw the used condom on the ground, preferably in a well traveled location. You then wait, after a while somebody is bound do slip on it, like a banana peel.
Banana Peel by Elij January 29, 2008