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Dumpster Babies

The Dumpster Babies were an elite fighting force in the war on terror. Their members were comprised of the bastard children of central Texas prostitutes. They were raised by the state and taught a variety of complex fighting styles. The trademark look of the Dumpster Babies were their horrendous mustaches and mirrored aviator sunglasses.
Mohammed: They killed the men, sold the children and went family style on the women.

Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!
by Randy the failed abortion October 22, 2009
mugGet the Dumpster Babiesmug.

baby daddy

A useless nigger who wont father his child/children
"Dat nigger Rayquan dat I fucked ova at Jamal's, momma's apartment before da police got me fo dat outstandin' warrent is ma son Rayquazine's baby daddy! He gone pay me ma child support cause I need dollaz!"
by 123jerk May 6, 2010
mugGet the baby daddymug.

starfish baby

when a parent of a child (usually aged 2 months-2 yrs. old), straps their kid onto the front of them with one of those "baby carriers", resulting in the child looking extremely uncomfortable with their arms and legs sticking straight out... like a starfish.
christy: "look at that poor starfish baby!"

noah: "WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST CARRY YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN?!?"
by rockeroverhere July 24, 2006
mugGet the starfish babymug.

Baby Cougar

Smoking hot girl in her twenties who only likes younger men. She aggressively hunts 18 – 22 year olds and 16 and 17 year olds when in Nevada.
If you are 24 and trolling the high schools...you are a baby cougar.
by WakeboardChick23 November 29, 2010
mugGet the Baby Cougarmug.

bro baby

A baby adopted or not raised in a non homosexual relationship by two or more bros.
Dude my ex left me with the baby.

well then i guess since were all bros in this house well have to raise it as our bro baby.
by psibicky April 27, 2009
mugGet the bro babymug.

Baby yoda

The cutest thing you’ll ever see
by Chickennuggie December 15, 2019
mugGet the Baby yodamug.

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