bagel tossing

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.

imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.

damn jimmy I didn't know bagel tossing coupd be a professional soort.

by dabskii August 24, 2025

Salad Tossing

This basically means that someone is being fucked very hard. It’s almost alarming. I mean lettuce on the floor and toppings in the air. This is a very passionate way of saying you love or hate someone .

Calc is tossing my salad. “Salad tossing” meaning being fucked.

by Thegoatlebron October 20, 2025

yank yank toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.

"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."

by Eric_The_Viking April 21, 2008

arabian salad toss

When a salad toss is being given and it evolves into a Arabian salad toss. Thus gaining the ability "arabian sandblast" ( see definiton of arabian sandblast for further description)

What's this? Your salad toss is evolving into.....?!?! ARABIAN SALAD TOSS!!! Congratulation! Your Arabian Salad Toss has learned a new ability: Arabian Sandblast.

Man1: hey man I heard your "salad toss" evolved last night?
Man2: yaa! It evolved into a "arabian salad toss"
Man1: your wives asshole is Gunna love battling your tounge!

by sn0wb411 December 30, 2009

Slap the Tosh

to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0

god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!

by monkeyjoker April 22, 2011

Mash-n-toss

The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.

I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.

by Nanosquishy June 17, 2011

Pulled a Tosh

When asked a direct question, that you do not want to answer, you either ignore it or change the subject.

I asked about how the relationship was going, but he pulled a Tosh on me.

by 104NOT February 14, 2014