Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being

Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.

You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.

by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020

cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.

How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.

by Michellaya December 9, 2019

Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.

How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.

by Shuaman June 16, 2019

Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.

"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."

by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023

Christian

that nigga

christian is just that nigga

by theonetruechris November 23, 2021