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mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.
Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing
by haileee garity May 18, 2018
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ilena day

Ilena Day are two words and quiet possibly the name of a clumsy person who is often irritating/annoying. Even though they are annoying they make you laugh and are extremely likeable. Ilena Day is beautiful and sunny just like their name. Ilena Day is synonymous to nice and pretty.
You are such an Ilena Day
by Catlvrforever May 2, 2018
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Day 69

February 28th, 2 weeks after valentines, the celebration of optional fertility, where sexual partners do position 69.
You celebrate day 69 by doing position 69?
by KawaiDesuendou January 1, 2020
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Mamba Day

A day where we celebrate the death of the legend Kobe Bryant and that he will always be in our hearts.
by Cavitus Killgore February 1, 2020
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Peaceful day

A day without stress, fear, tension or worry, unknown in America since 2016, and let us wonder why.
She tried to remember her last truly peaceful day. They used to be common, but ever since... she hated to even say his name... took office, it had been an endless stream of crisis, turmoil, instability, and now this, the world seeming to collapse.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
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Smeg Day

April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.
I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.
by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020
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Booty Day

April 17 is Booty Day! Every girl has to send a guy a bootypic in leggins or bootypants.
by Latinahunter17 April 16, 2020
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