TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

turd

Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.

My girl turded me last night it was great

by anonymous January 15, 2021

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.

It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.

by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022

lucky turd monkey

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020