Side Bird

A loyal friend who serves as a lookout in times of difficulty. A "side bird" is not just a passive observer but an active participant in offering assistance and vigilance, embodying reliability and loyalty.
During tough times, Sarah proved to be a true side bird, always watching out for me and offering support when I needed it most.
by katfat November 23, 2024
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Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.
Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 05, 2021
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Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.
Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.
by Ernit July 03, 2023
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Side-minded

Oh gee golly, I’m side-minded again!
by Tosha&Isaac November 19, 2023
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sticky side out

Often said to a male when he is either complaining about something inane or performing a manly action poorly. It insinuates that he is female, he is menstruating, and that he placed the sanitary napkin to catch the flow with the sticky side towards his genitalia. This causes obvious pain, which leads to both anger and poorer performance all around. Ask any woman over the age of 13 who has used pads. She'll know.
(At shooting range) "Dude, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" "Shaddup, it's the sights are off!" "Whatever, man, sticky side out."
by minameismud April 14, 2011
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buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.
Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 02, 2023
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St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?
by J00n10r August 13, 2019
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