by Buffalo kid December 16, 2023
Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.
by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022
Ohoho reahehelly!?
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 21, 2022
A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
by JibSS September 30, 2010
When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021