The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
Get the Scottish Showermug. Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.
by anonymous December 17, 2021
Get the Cocaine Showermug. When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
by matt_rage May 18, 2020
Get the Jamaican Showermug. by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019
Get the shower tanmug. The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
Get the Shower Squidmug. The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.
Generally used as an insult.
"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."
"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."
"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."
"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
by VonTekuRyu July 2, 2017
Get the Unholy showermug. The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018
Get the shower rubmug.