Soft in the slippers

Someone who tip-toes around the house. A feminine man, gay man. faggot

That guy is a little funny, I think he’s a bit soft in the slippers.

by Sunshifty August 6, 2022

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.

Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.

Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”

by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

No surrender slipper gripper

The act of inserting a slipper into either the anus or vagina of sexual partner A, after it has been sufficiently widened. Sexual partner B then inserts their foot inside the hole and puts the slipper on hands free. Once the slipper is secured B then thrusts their foot back and forth until partner A achieves orgasm. A very fun way to pass time! Traditionally popular with Northern Irish loyalists, part of 12th of July celebrations!

Person A: ‘What are you trying to do with that slipper?’

Person B: ‘Baby lube up. It’s time for the No surrender slipper gripper’

by soggy foor January 2, 2026