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Pillow Pants 

pillow pants can be used as a verb or an adjective describing a person.

As an Adjective: A person who on more than one occasion has prevented a sexual act from occurring.

As a Verb: The act of preventing a sexual act from occurring.

The term itself comes from the film, "Clerks 2" in which the pillow pants is a troll living in a girls vagina that bites off a guy's penis if he tries to have sex with her before her 21st birthday.
Adjective: That guy is a pillow pants! he walked in just as i was taking her shirt off!

Verb: I totally pillow pantsed my brother yesterday. I walked in just as he was taking her shirt off!
Pillow Pants by Crannberry December 6, 2009

monkey pants 

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.
Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.
monkey pants by Billy Hogan July 30, 2008

pie in my pants 

when a girl has pie in her pants it means that she is wet...
Whoah! I looked at you and pied my pants!
pie in my pants by Adam Miller August 31, 2005

jizzed in my pants 

To get a huge shock.
I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
jizzed in my pants by pantswetter November 23, 2010

guys in girl pants 

No matter what look you are going for... if you are a guy and you are wearing girl pants, you are gay! Even if you are a heterosexual, you are still gay!
Dude, look at those fags! No bro, those aren't fags, those guys in girl pants are just emo. Maybe so, but they are definitely gay!
guys in girl pants by LockJaw69 December 24, 2008

Spill the Beans in my pants suit 

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"